She was snoozing by the fireplace.
Don’t ask me why. Our floor is carpeted with fluffy dog beds, we trip over them constantly.
She was snoring too.
Tiger-dog perked her ears when I came into the room.
She took in a big, long breath, and stretched.
Stretched like Gumby, shaky and long.
Then she farted – pffffffffft!
Then she sighed a deep long happy sigh, and went back to snoring.